The "M" Jean

As I was getting dressed yesterday morning I realized that the only pair of Jeans that fit me were dirty. What to do? Think. Think. I most certainly was not going to try and squeeze into jeans that show off every luscious fat roll, so I decided to just throw on a pair of my maternity jeans. Yes, Maternity Jeans. I know there a little big for me now but I needed something right then and the usual pajama pants would not work due to the fact I was actually leaving the house.

While strutting around town in my "M" Jeans I had an epiphany and I feel I have found the answer I've been looking for. What was I looking for? I'll tell you. A 3rd hand. You know, the one that everyone wishes they had from time to time. Alright, alright, I will tell you what the answer is... drum roll... I can use my maternity jeans as my 3rd hand! Genius!
Oh, I was so excited about my new found conclusion and when I got home I used my "M" jeans right away.
I now have something to hold...

2 Boxes of Kleenex

The Milk

Lila's Diaper Bag

The Letter M

Crafts I am currently working On

and my favorite....
Popcorn, Movies and a Soda

I'm telling you, the possibilities are endless!

The moral of the story?
Get out those "M" jeans ladies, there's a new fad in town!

Phrases for Lila

Phrases for Lila that you might not hear me use with anyone else....

• "How's my chunky monkey?"
• "Are you Poopy?"
• "Can you give me big smiles?"
• "Your Mom is losing her mind!"
• "You're a big girl!"
• "You like being naked, don't you?" (Smiles)
  
• "Your brothers are Crazy!"
• "Look at those Chunky thighs!"
• "I bet this feels good on your bum!" (butt paste)
  
• "Should we let your butt air out?"
• "I know, I know, it's rough being a baby"
• " Uh Oh, What's that rumbling I hear down there?"
• "I put your diaper on wrong again!"
  

and while she loves every phrase, you might not give me the same reaction.

Life Up North

This was the scene... ( 2-16-09)

Can I just tell you how sick this makes me.


These are the troopers...



(he had already plowed earlier that morning)

Yes, it takes 3 people.

(Is he enjoying this?)

Just when you thought you were finished
she adds yet another layer.

Mother Nature, if you're listening...
we need to have a discussion.
**So grateful for my neighbors with their 4-wheelers and tractors, THANK YOU!