-Gnat-
Webster's definition...
: any of various small usually biting dipteran flies
— gnat·ty
Brittanica's explanation...
-any member of several species of small flies that bite and annoy humans. Several non biting insects, such as the midges, which resemble mosquitoes, are also sometimes known as gnats. In North America the name is often applied to the black fly, midge, fungus gnat, biting midge, fruit fly, and other small flies that hover about the eyes of humans and other animals. In Great Britain the name usually refers to mosquitoes or less commonly to crane flies (family Tipulidae).Jeanell's interpretation...
-little, black, annoying, biting, swarming thing-a-ma-jigs that feast on human flesh and can be found in the once small town of Grantsville.
(I'm sure they have other vacation spots but I have yet to find one)
The Solution...
"The Gnat Cap"
(The homemade pantyhose/hat created by C.J./Mom to help ward off said beasts)
Where am I going with this?
I had the most terrible day yesterday.
It felt much like
little, black, annoying, biting, swarming thing-a-ma-jigs were
taking over.
It's a New Day
Time for a New Strategy
(as you can see I was out of the nude color...smoky gray will have to do)
If this homemade remedy does not help then I'm afraid my only other option
is to find those metal poles mom strapped around my waste. *see above photo
